Reasons to be a Chemist: - All the coffee and pocket protectors you could want! - Clark Kent style safety glasses. - Exposure to all kinds of toxic and cancerous substances. - Because it's pHun. - Knowing how to completely dissolve the bodies of your enemies. - Permanent goggle marks cheaper than a tattoo. - You wish to be blamed for all faults in the environment and for all cancers.
Remember, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!
(Fe)male = male with iron added, for greater strength, ductility, and magnetisim.
Q: If both a bear in Yosemite and one in Alaska fall into the water which one disolves faster? A: The one in Alaska because it is Polar